From the Microshaft Never Ending Saga: Yet Another New Windows Release
Produced by Bill Gates and the Rip Off Crew
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Performed by: Microsoft Windows
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Worldwide From the Microshaft Never Ending Saga: Yet Another New Windows Release Produced by Bill Gates and the Rip Off Crew |
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silicon chip inside this
machine, Gets switched to overdrive. And there ain't no way, Its gonna run today. It's making me raving mad. And Bill Gates just doesn't understand it, He says his software is as good as gold. And there are no reasons, But it just keeps crashing. What reason will I next be told? Tell me why I don't like Windows. Tell me why I don't like Windows. Tell me why I don't like Windows. I gotta shut the whole thing down. The computer screen is kept so clean, But it's got nothing more for me. And I can't say I'm shocked, But my world was rocked, By all the crap and the errors on screen. It's a new install so the systems clean, No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat. But they ain't gonna fix this, 'Cause they can not program. What reason? Microsoft have already been paid. Tell me why I don't like Windows. Tell me why I don't like Windows. Tell me why I don't like Windows. I gotta shut the whole thing down. All the playing has stopped in the net cafe now, Because the computers have all gone blue screen. And schools out early 'cause the network is slow, And the server is about to die. And the bullshit scrolls, As Windows NT folds. With problems of instability. And we see no reasons. 'Cause there are no reasons, But Windows still wants to die. Tell me why I don't like Windows. Tell me why I don't like Windows. Tell me why I don't like Windows. I've had to waste the whole day now. |
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